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Trying To Be Witty Fail

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Submitted by Charlie C.

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  • abitch
    Well the girl could say
    1) I would, but you're not a man.
    2) GET IT UP FIRST.
  • Scotty
    Okay, sandwich time for Scotty. Misogyny makes me hungry.
  • Gaby
    ahhh i love this one. that just happens to be a VERY witty answer haha. My brother says = this to me all the time tho lolz
  • Hopehrs
    Oh man. I want someone to eat my Vagina too :(
  • Penus and Vadgina Licker
    I'll eat yours if you eat my Vadgina.
  • djjakjak
    I like that answer. The whole question though is kinda stupid.
  • McDoodle
    Dont show her respect, show her the back of your hand
  • lollys
    How is that answer a fail?
  • Aiden
    you people are fucking ridiculous. Grow up not everything is just handed to you. I hope you guys get curb stomped. ;D
  • .....
    A husband runs over his wife with a car, who's fault is it? The husband's, he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.
  • Pete
    LMAO 200 VOTES!!!
  • Jules
    Actually, I know a good comeback. My sister heard it somewhere and I thought it was hilarious (although I'd never use it 'cos I'm a guy):
    "OK. *poof* You are now a sandwich."

    Works better if they say "fucking sandwich" or "damn".
  • Milenkovic Cumi
    I saw this same question when it was just found, obv /b/ was bored or something
  • Addsen
    Yahoo answer fail? He freaking nailed it
  • Bryce
    this literally made me ROFL
  • Chris
    WIN! score 1 - 0 with stupid bitch who needs to get back in the kitchen falling behind!!! ahhhhhh
  • heyoo
    I'm not gonna tell you what to put in it. SURPRISE ME!
  • jordan
    BOOOOOOOOOM ROASTEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THATS RIGHT WOMEN PUT U IN UR PLACE!!!!!!
  • Free2ryme
    I laughed so hard lol
  • GlasgowLozano
    hahahahahaha......This Guy SNAPPED!
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