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Soda Abortion Fail

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  • Great blog. Thanks for taking the time to share this. I hope you continue to write more like these.
  • kyla
    you didnt know that? hahah retard
  • Ha Lii
    Consuming high doses of vitamin C actually does the trick.
  • Smokey McSmokesmoke
    sounds like a bunch of Jews.
  • Julia
    ahaha i did this as a troll question im glad its getting somewhere :] i know this is fake but i thought people needed a laugh so i took a chance and did it :]
  • titsmcgee
    you're freind was lucky. only pepsi works.
  • Yukki.
    =|
    yes you can stop getting pregnant by that. My friend ...Isanburg..did it, she never got pregnant, but I'd never do it in my life..no..sounds so...UNACCURATE. D;
  • Ghost
    Maybe you won't get prego because the guy won't come back for that bottle of Sprite he left on the nightstand...
  • Nerdy Statistician
    A classic case of Correlation not proving causation.
  • DameUta
    Yeah, people did similar things in the 19th century. After having sex, women would use some sort of weak acid (like vinegar and the like) as a spermacide. It must have somewhat worked and it makes sense if you think about it.
  • Icalasari
    Yes, but the vagina is also acidic. Semen contains buffers, which neutralize the acids. And even if the buffer doesn't stop the Coke, I'm sure that the pop SPRAYING UP would push the sperm close enough that they could fertilize the egg before the sperm got completely killed off
  • Zippy
    It's true though. In third world countries, it's cheaper to buy a bottle of coke than a box of condoms. And although it seems a little far fetched, coke is a spermacide.
  • ViviWannabe
    Although there is evidence that coke can be an effective spermicide, it cannot get far enough into a woman's parts to kill all the sperm if applied afterward, and would not be strong enough if applied beforehand. In order to be effective, the coke would have to be introduced at the same time the man ejaculates, and even then there's no garauntee it will work.
    On top of all that, it would dry you out and give you a raging yeast infection, and you'll end up spending more on Monistat than you would have on a condom.
  • Fleur
    Ow. Ow. That would burn...
  • bill
    obvious fake..kjkjkl also asked the "Slept in fail" question a few posts down
  • SHUTTHEFUCKUPBILL
    YEA NEWSFLASH! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY YOU FUKING DUMBASS BITCH
  • RikoSuave
    Dude relax o.O
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