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That's a nice idea. Help fundies castrate themselves. It's for the good of the species people….
Masturbating is a sin?
Jesus doesnt let you have any fun does he? -_-
Well ur an ass..
This isn't a fail, it's a guy being really hilarious and sarcastic.
Fail.
Trolls aren't cool, man.
This guy is one.
trolls are mythical creaturs with phenominal strenth and an allergy to light.
fuck, masturbating is a sin?
Yes
The Catechism of the Catholic Church lists masturbation as one of the "Offenses Against Chastity:
By masturbation is to be understood the deliberate stimulation of the genital organs in order to derive sexual pleasure. "Both the Magisterium of the Church, in the course of a constant tradition, and the moral sense of the faithful have been in no doubt and have firmly maintained that masturbation is an intrinsically and gravely disordered action." "The deliberate use of the sexual faculty, for whatever reason, outside of marriage is essentially contrary to its purpose." For here sexual pleasure is sought outside of "the sexual relationship which is demanded by the moral order and in which the total meaning of mutual self-giving and human procreation in the context of true love is achieved." To form an equitable judgment about the subjects' moral responsibility and to guide pastoral action, one must take into account the affective immaturity, force of acquired habit, conditions of anxiety or other psychological or social factors that lessen, if not even reduce to a minimum, moral culpability.[6]
da fuck
tl:dr
Don't masturbate if your Catholic, otherwise your safe.
Pshh. No one's going to ever read all of this.
epic fail on your part :L
I did lol, stupid christians
Yes.
The Catechism of the Catholic Church lists masturbation as one of the "Offenses Against Chastity:"
By masturbation is to be understood the deliberate stimulation of the genital organs in order to derive sexual pleasure. "Both the Magisterium of the Church, in the course of a constant tradition, and the moral sense of the faithful have been in no doubt and have firmly maintained that masturbation is an intrinsically and gravely disordered action." "The deliberate use of the sexual faculty, for whatever reason, outside of marriage is essentially contrary to its purpose." For here sexual pleasure is sought outside of "the sexual relationship which is demanded by the moral order and in which the total meaning of mutual self-giving and human procreation in the context of true love is achieved." To form an equitable judgment about the subjects' moral responsibility and to guide pastoral action, one must take into account the affective immaturity, force of acquired habit, conditions of anxiety or other psychological or social factors that lessen, if not even reduce to a minimum, moral culpability.[6]
fuck Christianity bitch
Masturbating isn't a sin. if it was, why would we have opposable thumbs?
so we can do it one handed
Fuck the catholic church, im christian.
1…2…3…SNIP!
SNIEP
Try a chainsaw r-tard
natural selection at work here
lmfao you killed me
-Gives troll ice cream- Run along now, before natural selection takes its course! >:(
dude wtf? this is either a fail or this person ( dumbass) loves that book way to much
Jesus was a man too. Therefore, he must of had a penis with the ability to get turned on by a chick. I think he understands.
good god
Quick! Cut of the Devil's keychain and throw it in the fire!
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…You not smart masturbation isnt a sin -_- This guy needs to go to a better church or something
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=| the further i go into these questions the most retarded they guy..
wtf. D;
Just chop your fucking nuts off if you're so worried.
Watch Urotsukidoji, a guy in that anime shows you how to with a kitchen knife and chopping board..
u soak ur dick in holy water and wack away ur sins
no u
Castrate, myself? Should those two words even be in the same sentence?
OMG. My friend and I were just talking about how a guy should go and castrate himself.
If god didnt want us to wank it, he wouldnt have made our arms long enough to reach our danger zone, I mean think about it, they are the perfect length…just saying. Troll, question mark.