Submitted by Ian B.
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Posted on November 10th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
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I don't believe he's thought the logistic through thoroughly: the sensation of having a mouth on his cock would be equally canceled out by the sensation of having a cock in his mouth
I lol'd.
HAHA thats brilliant :')
LOL thats clever!
To dang funny for words!
ROFL!
I forget the name of the comedian you stole that from
LOLz!
You would still touch your own dick with your own hand are you saying you would touch another dudes dick? Becuase if you put your mouth on your cock i mean its your cock it would just be a form of self masturbation it's not like your getting arroused if your beating off by the fact that your touching a penis it is probs becuase your watching some porn just like you wouldn't care that your dicks in your mouth because a Blow job just beats the shit out of a hand job
….The fuck are you talking about?
Do you have a brain? Does it by any chance have an off button? If not, do all of the following: Go back to school, learn grammar again, and re-type this response so people can understand it… 'Voice of reason,' or 'Voice of no common grammar skills'…
i think… that if ur a guy and u want to suck ur own dick… more power to u… isnt giving urself a hand job the same as giving urself a blow job.. i mean its ur cock…good luck to anyone who wants to try it… lol…
you ever tried sucking someone off?
really not the most pleasant thing in the world
no, I can't say I have…
I lol'd
Hmmm…This is a tough one. I say the easiest way is too just date a gymnist and get it over with. HAVE FUN!
Solosuck? CSA?
lol elvis presley got his spine altered so he cud do that XD
Elvis Presley? Seriously? Spine alteration?
You must be fucking stupid dude.
Marilyn Manson is the real example the answerer used, as he had the operation done a few years ago.
WONG WRON F*CKING WRONG! Only an idiot would believe that and to quote the ma himself “If I could do that I wouldn’t do it to other people on stae I’d do it to myelf” Here is a man that has bared all to the world do you think he wouldn’t show that off? God you’re RETARDED!
Nah, That's one of the common myths about Marilyn Manson. I saw this post and pressed "ctrl + F" searching for "Marilyn"… I knew something would come up. There are quite a large number of myths about Manson going around.
U wouldnt have this problem if ur penis wasnt so small haha
fucking Jeffrey Daniel Waynick, born in Tennessee Nashville, birth date 30/03/1986 ws doing it all the time.F*ck him!
well, there once was a man from Nantucket…
who's dick was so long he could suck it.
And he once said with a grin,
as his penis reached up to his chin,
if my ear was a girl id surely fuck it.
The trolls are getting too close to keyboards these days….
I can lick the tip of mine.
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Not funny.
don't be a hater, you hater! =P
i'm not hater.
you just hate it… =P (just for future reference, the =P smiley means I'm just kidding. ; ))
paying a hooker to top u off-$75
SUCKING UR OWN FUCKING DICK-PRICELESS! HAHA
Hey, This is a good string. I found you on bing. Keep up the work.
I can deep throat myself
LOL @ MASTER BATES; hahahah fcking funny HAWHAW like wtf ribs removed :L
i have had my ribs removed and now i can suck my penis
i only have 3 days to live but it is worth it
Haha, "never 'come' outside of your house again."
u need to suck some elses first
my friend actually tried to do this and pulled a muscle in his back waht a retard.