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God Fail

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66 Responses to “God Fail”

  1. @Swightly says:

    That's some pro skills right there.

  2. wolfguy says:

    W…..T…..F. "Don't say kill her, I've already tried"…?!?!?!

  3. Bassline says:

    He knows the layout of his house. Shiiiiit.

  4. noone says:

    This looks VERY artificial. Im sure its fake.

  5. Asya says:

    Hi God, I’m Mary, Queen Of Scots.

  6. meggamat says:

    no. your not god your an x-man.

  7. Phil says:

    X-Ray vision niceeeeeee.

  8. ... says:

    Wow. I also have x-ray vision. Right under my living room floor is my basement.

  9. Jonno says:

    fake or not i still pissed myself laughing!

  10. Jenehra says:

    Tell her that you know.

  11. sdfsdfsdf says:

    Why do people post things that are obviously fake here, it ruins the entire fucking website

  12. BUYAG says:

    LOLOL
    ur just telling the LAYOUT f ur house.
    Thts not ROCKET SCIENCE myy friendd :P

  13. Trolleater says:

    -Gives troll a strip of bacon- It looked hungry.. -pats troll-

  14. Ricky says:

    Haha, thats not rocket appliances to figure that one out

  15. Who,me says:

    i hope the kid knows that if you know where every stinkin room in your house is, everyone his this ability. Duh

  16. omnom says:

    I wish I had that ability :O

  17. alix says:

    guys, i guess this is the rite place to go public. ok…

    i have the ability to read books. it started really young. at about 3 or 4, and my mom has been testing me ever since. asking me what all these words meant. she wants me to go public and tell the media. i havent told anyone yet and i dont want to go public. dont say blinding her. i already tried….

  18. Yourmum says:

    "dont say kill her ive already tried"
    …What ?

  19. Franchize says:

    LOL i dont know who is a bigger idiot, you or your mom!

  20. emily says:

    BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAur a fag.

  21. Josh Jones says:

    "My mom thinks im god because i can see through walls, its nothing special." LOOOL 1 if i lived in my house for atleast 2 months and my mom said whats the room under us. what do you think i would say? the attic? LOL its not that FCKING BRILLIANT. Talk about concited.

  22. SexiiLexii says:

    Am actually PMSL

  23. Scott says:

    My mom thinks I'm special too… help

  24. LalaGirl says:

    "Don't say kill her… i already tried" BAahhahahahaa

  25. Ross says:

    YOURMUM……FUCK you.

  26. The Game says:

    …. Wow…. Just….. Wow….

  27. Prototype says:

    YOU CAN SEE THROUGH A FUCKING WALL!!!

  28. Mike Lins says:

    I have Xray vision TOO! Right under the floor is my basement!

  29. The looove doctor says:

    Tell her you can see her when she's hooking up with daddy hahaha

  30. David Davidson. says:

    Olook. I know what's under my room. The fucking pantry.
    WOW. I CAN SEE THROUGH THE FLOORS.
    SOMEONE MAKE ME FAMOUS.
    HURRY UP.

  31. Yukki. says:

    Omg I'm looking at the wall infront of me..And..I can see…MY PARENT'S ROOM.
    OHSHIT.
    I'M THE VIRGIN MARY.

    • David Davidson. says:

      OSHIT.
      YOU ARE?
      I BET THEY'RE SLEEPING OR TRYING TO FUCK.

      • Saicotic says:

        Trying? Oh, yeah, guess it doesn't come easy to them, they had this genius. BTW, I know when you're asleep. Am I:
        A) Santa Claus B) The Government C) A Stalker D) All of the above.
        No matter what answer, I'll still make it onto the news.

  32. Vince says:

    Lol, just tell your mum you tried to kill her and failed. That proves you're not omnipotent and therefore not a god.

  33. Alec says:

    i betcha hes CHARGIN HIZ LAZAS

  34. SCREAM says:

    OMG GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  35. PiimS says:

    if I were black… I would personally come kick your ass (:

  36. annoymous says:

    wow… u probaly just memorized the places.. how the heck could u c through walls?? no offence ur mom should go to the "Wacky Shack" shes syco..

    • concerned citizen says:

      Yeah, no kidding. He should probably go to the "Waaaackkkkky Shaackkkkk" for trying to kill her too. The authorities should find out who this is and arrest them. It's really scary. That poor mom is probably in serious danger. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. FAKE says:

    the last part gave it away, FAKE

  38. Buttons says:

    sad thing is, this reminds me of a kid i used to go to school with

  39. lmfao!! says:

    fake but FKING HILARIOUSS

  40. TOOT says:

    LOL!!!!!! WTF?? YOUR MUM CALLS YOU A GOD. PLEASE, GET A LIFE.

  41. Pi55maselflarfin says:

    i pissed myself looking at the question, then read down, then read the comments. I almost crapped myself but seriously! ur mum must be a genius too if she also knew where everything was!

  42. Nobama says:

    I can see through obama's lies and that is a real power

  43. Fake or not, I think I'm dying from laughter :'}

  44. Sidewayz27 says:

    Well it must be like Greek mythology…cause if he's God than I am too. Seriously, ask me whats on the other side of my door.

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