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Gay Penguin Fail

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46 Responses to “Gay Penguin Fail”

  1. Wurzelmann says:

    Oh my! What’s next? Gay people? So help us the Lord… Some people are just so narrow minded, it hurts…

  2. Chris says:

    That book is seriously gay. this sin’t supposed to be narrow minded. it just is. i tried reading it and it sucks.
    gay penguins do not ,a good story, make.

  3. Holly says:

    I'm pretty sure this post is fake, because I recently saw this book on stumbleupon and they talked about a case that a mother and a school had, because the mother thought the book was very anti-Jesus. This post was written after the story happened.

  4. Chris says:

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  5. Asya says:

    Well Happy Feet was a pretty gay movie ^_-

  6. Liv says:

    I'm not sure that this is so much of a fail as everyone's making it out to be… I mean, i believe it's an overreaction to pull the child from the school because of a book in the library, but there's nothing wrong with having an issue with your child reading a book on gay penguins – which is, admittedly, really weird for a childrens book. By the way the mother describes what she said to the children ("this makes Jesus sad"), it sounds like the kids are little. The idea of gay penguins (or gay anything for that matter) is not necessarily wrong, just over their heads.

    • felix says:

      i disagree, it's better to teach kids from when they're young that there's nothing wrong with that… there are ways to explain it so that they have some kind of understanding which is probably what that book is about. they get bombarded with heterosexual couples all day long and that isn't viewed as 'over their heads'
      that said i don't see this as a fail, just an overreaction

  7. >=( says:

    FUCKING DIE WOMEN
    U SOUND LIKE A COMPLEAT RELIGIOUS BITCH… GUESS WHAT
    IN THE BIBLE WOMEN ARE OBJECTS
    SO GET BACK TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND MAKE SANDWICHES TILL IR FINGERS FALL OFF

    • >:{ says:

      YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER! WOMEN DESERVE OUR RESPECT! IF YOU TALK ABOUT THEM THAT WAY, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO GET ANY PUSSY OR SANDWICHES?!!?!

      • >=( says:

        BY MAKING THEM BEND OVER WHILE SERVING ME A SANDWICH!!!
        THIS BITCH SHOULD EITHER SACRIFICE HER KIDS TO HER GOD
        OR LEAVE THEM ALONE BEFORE SHE FUCKS THEM UP TOO
        IMA GO TO HER HOUSE AND GET THAT COMPUTER OUT OF THE KITCHEN BEFORE IT BECOMES SELF AWARE

        • Phil says:

          OMG YOU BOTH ARE SO GAY.

          Anyway, GET IN THE DAMN KITCHEN AND YOU BETTER COME BACK WITH MY GODDAMN SANDWICH.

          • bitchess says:

            i believe the correct typing manner would be, " OMG, YOU BOTH ARE SO GAY! {what's wrong with being gay anyways? I'm bi, but I'm completely normal} Anyways, GET IN THE DAMN KITCHEN, AND BY THEN, YOU BETTER COME BACK WITH MY GODDAMN SAMMICH! {That's the only mistake you make, the sammich part that is, because it sounds much better than saying sandwich.} :)
            BTW, this mom is a fucking lunatic.
            GAY PRIDE BITCHES! :D

            • Mesol says:

              Wow this is an extremely long chain for this site, haven't seen much longer than this… hmm figured I would have my SAMMICH BY NOW!!!

  8. Blargh says:

    Jesus Christ! Why does everything have to come back to women making sandwhiches? Oh wait! Let me answer that before some CAPS LOCK LOVING, jumping on the bandwagon way too late, trying to be funny but not doing a good job, pretending to be sexist because it makes for an easy joke – prick, answers it. HERE'S THE PUNCH LINE!! Ready?? Because that's their job.

    ROFL!!! OMFG! It's their.. It's their JOB!!!! HAHAHAA!!!

    Please, that joke is getting sooooo fucking old. It's the lame "I'm going to insult a group of people to get cheap laughs and shock people" sort of joke that's only somewhat funny when it's set up correctly. And most of the time, it's not set up correctly.

    • Poe Slaw says:

      Actually, it's just redirecting the same archaic attitudes that made the Yahoo-questioner ask this retarded question in the first place. To avoid hypocrisy, biblically inspired intolerance ought to be consistent.

    • Phil says:

      Go make me a sandwich.

      • Mesol says:

        Phil makes a good point, why are sandwiches not being made?… who cares about a stupid book on gay penguins, if we all followed what the bible says then we should all sell our daughters to make some extra cash.. atleast maybe then she won't turn out like this lady… oh wait yes she would

  9. meggamat says:

    hah. that anser contains win NOW MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

  10. Chris says:

    This is why I hate heavily religious people. They just like to fuck everything up. I know the subject of the book is a little weird, but she just overreacted.

  11. Goldfish says:

    THis is a real book.
    After having a banned book project at school, I looked for childrens books that were commonly banned.
    Takes Two to Make a Tango?
    the baby penguin they raised was named Tango.
    I don't like this books message either, I think children should be older and more understanding before they really have to think of these things. Being gay is fine, but this book could be easily used to justify all love is good love, and confuse a child to where they do not recognize sexual abuse. Also could screw up same sex friendships.
    It's a cute book, just wouldnt recommend it to actual children.
    ^^ They raise a baby penguin.

  12. meggamat says:

    cuuuuute. I like penguins. now make me a sammich!

  13. ooq says:

    im with u mad face

  14. shmaelii says:

    dude you are gonna have to tell these kids about gay people at some point, it was brought up. so explain it dumbass!

  15. NO5yrOldSexMachines says:

    Wow, i heard about this. it was a 5 year old. they can explain this in the 5th grade, not age 5. fucking pedophilles in the school system now. :(

  16. zwenkwiel says:

    wasn't this book based on 2 gay penguins adopting a baby at some zoo
    remember reading something about that.
    ow the kids should just read the book if they want to
    if she doesn't make a big deal about neither will they
    it's not like reading a book will make you gay

  17. Mikedacool says:

    Wtf it was funny until people started making religous comments and gay ones O.o

  18. Jesus says:

    I hate extremist christians. They fail.

  19. calista says:

    wow. this is a dumb bitch. its 2010 and we still have people getting upset about gays and stuff that makes god sad….he can kiss my ass….we are all humen we all have rights and if you think im wrong then i hope you blow your brains out come 2012. p.s. gay is an older term for happy ………dipshit

  20. Yourmum says:

    And this is why I hate christians.

  21. emily says:

    I don't really think Jesus gives a crap. He's probably more worried about us committing real sins. Like killing someone.

  22. Rachel says:

    Seriously, its penguins. Like honestly, they mate for life. And did you read the story? Because if you did you should know how upset they were that they couldn't have a hatched egg and thats why they took care of a rock. This is just a genuin story of two penguins and how the zoo gives them an egg to hatch so they can be a happy family. You obviously don't have a happy family if you don't accept the difference in others. Puliing your child out of the school is a dumb idea because first you're instilling prejudice thoughts and ideas into them and now you're going to make them socially retarded. Great idea lady. I hope your child is gay. You better hope you don't end up like the woman in the movie "Prayers for Bobby." But then again you probably haven't seen it because its about a gay boy's suicide. Fuck you.

  23. Alice says:

    Oh! I actually know this book! And it doesn't say anything explicit about "gay penguins" (though, yes, the penguins are gay). It's just about two male penguins who find an egg and attempt to raise it. If you REALLY want gay, watch Spongebob :P

    (Kudos if you know what episode I'm talking about 8D)

  24. Alice says:

    PS: I actually happen to be Christian and I don't believe in homophobic crap~

  25. seriously? says:

    You can tell your child gay penguins aren't okay when you can tell the penguin it can't be gay….

  26. Kianna says:

    Gay penguins make Jesus sad? What a pansy!

  27. Kimy says:

    This is stupid, I don't think animals can actually be GAY? Because besides Humans and Dolphins, no other animal does it for pleasure, so there would be no need for them to be gay o.o Anyways, I don't understand why being gay isn't okay, but maybe that's just me… o_o Actually you're right, it's wrong to be gay, instead you should be gay. (Sorry I just had to say something random)

  28. Sidewayz27 says:

    No public school is legally allowed to send home literature about homo-sexual penguins, unless its like high school biology and they are actually learning about *homo-sexual penguins*. I think shes an ultra conservative christian that is over reacting to a childrens book about happy penguins…..gawd.

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