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First Time Fail

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Submitted by Silvea A.

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  • Alisee123
    ... bananas are the reproductive organ of the tree they grow on. They're a uterus. She lost her virginity to a tree's uterus.
  • thatsnotmydonut
    Did she actually break her hymen?
  • a cooter? That is a new name for it.
  • Manda
    I PUT A BANANA IN MY COOTER
    xD
    I'm going to go ahead and say that that's the best part =p
  • Mludwig1
    That's one traumatized banana... O_o
  • 0_o
    oh wow that is just lovely to share.
  • How cool is Dr Phil? He has an answer or experience to help everyone with just about any sort of problem. It would be nice if more people could give the same sort of down to earth advice instead of some of the precious things that are said.
  • Whaa?
    Maybe she should take a pregnancy test..?
  • jklkn
    Just to be safe, I mean you just can't trust those nanner farmers these days.
  • but whatever
    Surely one could debate the relative merits of peeled versus unpeeled, but this is hardly a noteworthy discussion considering that...
    SHE PUT A BANANA IN HER COOTER.
  • Ryu
    HAHAHAHA. THAT is the comment I wanted to post. Well done my good sir, well done.
  • for gods sake
    and how would you here of a lot of people doing that do you do it? shit
  • for gods sake
    how old is she? i mean for fuck sake and who the fuk would be stupid enough to peel the banana first you idiots and why would her family eat an open banana if she did i mean come on......
  • djksalf;jdlsa;jffo
    haha i read this as come on...as in cum...so it sounded like her family wouldn't eat it if she didn't come on it...osfjdsioafjds
  • Liv
    Not so sure why this is a fail... I've heard of a lot of people doing that....
  • duhduh
    Didn't ya momma ever tell you NOT to stick a banana up there?
  • IH8Disqus
    You obviously have very different conversations with your mother than I do.
  • wow
    was the banana peeled or not?
  • lmao patrick
  • patrick
    next mission. grapes in her ass......
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