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  • thatsnotmydonut
    Alfred Hitchcock can really warp your mind.
  • Frannie
    okay, I'm going to take this seriosly, unlike you ppl. The reason I will take it seriosly is because this happened to me too, and for crying out loud, don't be scared. The crows have been stalking me for years, I think I can safely say they will never leave you alone. Don't worry, they're not going to do anything. Crows alwoys stalk people, there knowen for it. They will stare at you, and they will caw, and they MAY occasionally dive bomb and chase you, but that only happened once. Don't be scared, all you have to do is yell out "STOP" or "QUIT IT" or "SHUT UP" or "GO" when there bothering you. They like to caw loudly at me when I'm trying to say something so I can't finish my sentance, and I yell out "BE QUIET" and then they stop. They will only follow you at first. After a while they will start bugging you, and attemping to scare you when you're alone at night, don't let them. They are crows, it's just what they do.
    P.S. I am NOT crazy, or high or anything, I'm not trolling, just wanna help. Crows stalk one of my other friends too. It's normal crow behavior as far as I know.
  • tikitorch43
    No! You're not high! Never! No!
  • KottonQueen
    *in Rick James Voice*

    "Cocaine is one hell of a drug!"
  • Ki
    I wouldn't be surprised if they got this from a movie.
  • Mr. Shemptastic
    Silly kids, stop watching Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" and live your life.
  • Catti
    Actually, this is a legitimate cause of worry for anyone even slightly superstitious.

    Ravens (big crows) have always been associated with death. If this chick is even a bit superstitious, or spiritual, this is a real worry...considering ravens appearing in the exact same numbers consistently is rather unusual.

    No fail, here. Many, many people are spiritual nowadays.
  • someone
    Doesn't this sound like Vampire Diaries? (I read the books.)
  • nathan
    actually crows can remember faces for years if you scare them or something
  • lol
    i got here by google image searching jew crow, hmm
  • miggy
    well my neighbour played with a ouija board and now her house is haunted and everywhere she goes crows attack her and nobody can explain why
  • Very good information.
  • Very great information.
  • Ashlyn
    this made me almost pee my pants laughing so hard.
  • Akki
    i think crows are following you on twitter check ? check that out, if yes than click on Unfollow, you rproblem will be solved :)
  • JTtheLAR
    Tweakers, guarengoddamntee it.
  • Alonso
    Hold on a tick... did I forget to say I wus joking? you need help, think nothing of it!
  • Alonso
    Oh no! about a year ago, my friend and I went to a similar thing: for about a month, big crows would follow us no matter where we went or when... we thought nothing of it, as a matter of fact, we thought it was quite enchanting at the begning. But fate has its way, exactly 7 days after they stoped following us, my friend disappeared.

    I know the crows made it. Everyone says i'm crazy but I know it was the crows!!!!
  • sam
    lulz
  • sophie
    this used to happen to me when i had a newspaper route like four years ago.. they wait til you turn around and fly at the back of your head it's creepy!! and they're not exactly cuddly animals it would seriously hurt if one actually went for you
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