Yahoo! Answer Fail

seriously has it ever crossed your mind how much of a raper u are if u giv ppl dick sahped cookies. this is the first thing that crossed my mind; com ehere little boy want this special cookie?

Ummm that's rather weird...

lesson:
never ever ever hold a knife to your penis.

blood penis cookies! my fav! thanks babe!

If your girlfriend really wanted to taste penis she would ask you for the real thing you dumbass.

ONLY a nick? Damn, that guy almost had a chance at a Darwin Award!

THIS dezerverz an EPIC FAIL!!!!!

did the idea of a stencil never cross your mind?

You could of just used a spatuala?
No sharp ends there.

a guy who uses a steak knife to cut dough may end up poking out an eye with a spatula...

lol, he probably would

Why is he cutting the dough with a steak knife!?
It just seems so unnecessary.

you have to suck the cut on your own dick. Careful that you don't break your spine

Haha. Dildo

dude! who wants to eat a cookie that taste like dick!? I hope you didn't use your semen as milk. gross!

thanks asshole... i'm gonna have this stuck in my head when i bake breakfest with milk

Oddly, as soon as I read that, my cat puked on the floor next to the PC.

Thanks im drinking milk right now -.-

lmao

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