Yahoo! Answer Fail

How did they do it IN A TREE?

that's a common mistake you don't get pregnant if you have sex with a tree not in a tree.

"I missed my period, but I know that I will see it again one day."
Win.

no, believe me. Its safer in a submarine

...I am so fuking scared right now....how can people think like this ?....Oh fuk.....I mean.....waw....you really have to be stupid......

war

uuhh...i 'm pretty sure that isn't right.....Its if you have sex BY a tree you wont get pregnant...not IN the tree.

lol have sex in a tree and i wont get my gf pregnant. . . cause we are 'safe'

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congrats mommy

Did you fall off that tree by chance?!?!?!!?

how the eff are you supposed to do it in a tree??

god damn retard

haha u cant talk to that person
FAIL

Let me tell you...absolutely my favorite actor right now. What a great superstar. Just fabulous!

oh no! u must have had sex in THAT tree! i know of a tree that impregnates girls that have sex in its branches! quick get an abortion before your boyfriend sees that the baby isnt his--mine left me when he saw my new born son, Leafenson Barkly jr. Save your relationship!!!

What you gonna name the poor kid?

She's 19 and didn't know that all tree's are not the same? Only special trees can be used as substitutes for contraceptives and you have to be at least 15 feet above the ground.

lmfao

Sweetheart, that's not what they mean by 'growing wood.' Might try growing brains instead.

LOL! Ok, you are dumb it doesn't make it any safer if you do it in a tree