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An old wise man once gave me the very sound advice. "If it floats, flies or Fu**s you are better of renting it."

oh, there's another "blah" on here. oh well.

anyway, no it's not better, nor smarter, but perhaps cheaper.
by buying a prostitute, you have a better chance of catching a sexually transmitted disease. you also dont get the love on comfort of a REAL woman either.
the women you're talking about are the slutty gold-diggers.

however, there are real women out there, who deserve a real man. if you become a real man, you have a good chance of getting a real woman, who will also help support herself and you, and you can both pitch in to support each other, and perhaps in time, a family.
that way, you also have less of a chance of divorce.

this is the smartest questions asked. i dont think it is a fail.

why pay at all just get a friend with benafits thats the way to go all the sex with someone you care about even if only a little and you dont have to pay for nothing

the men posting on here are pathetic. yeah there are fucked up women but not all of us are. i happen to love and cherish my husband, the same way he does me. i also have my own job and he doesn't buy any of my stuff and we both pay the bills. all of you guys are just as fucked up as the fucked up women. yeah some women suck,as do some men, get over it and actually put in effort to be with a good women, but if you act like that you are not going to find any damn body.

It's all fun and games until somebody gets aids.

Maybe the way people date hasn't really changed since way back when woman didn't work. Then the men had no choice but to pay for everything that their girlfriend/wife wanted because they didn't really have money to buy things themselves.

Then again divorce was very rarely heard of then and so if the wife left she didn't take half of everything.

This is all my speculation from little tidbits that I've seen on the History Chanel.

aaand thats why you see men always complaining about not having a girlfriend or not getting laid.

The amount of anti-women comments on here is frightening. Just when you thought the world couldn't be more ignorant...

Correction... it should read:

"The amount of anti-Western/feminist women comments on here is encouraging. Just when you thought the world couldn't be more ignorant..."

Amen.

No, this not anti western this is pro-western and most westerner are christians or influenced by them,
take look at this verses quoted from the bible
"And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire." (Leviticus 21:9)
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)
"Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean." (Leviticus 12:2)

"But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days." (Leviticus 12:5)
"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." (I Corinthians 11:3)

"For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man." (I Corinthians 11:8-9)
"Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go." (Judges 19:24-25)
"Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go." (Judges 19:24-25)
"If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;" (Deuteronomy 22:22)

"Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you." (Deuteronomy 22:24)
"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything." (Ephesians 5:22-24)
"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything." (Ephesians 5:22-24)
"Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

Both the times on the post and the "Edit - Delete" buttons kinda scream 'fake"...

Pick a hand and use it. No woman is worth it, be she a 'wife' prostitute, or fuckbuddy.

Use2givegoodadvice:

You're adding nothing to this conversation, but typical strawmen tactics with no proof to back up your statement. Please do us all a favor and go away. Thanks.

Sure, until you get an STD and have to pay for the pharmaceutical drugs to get rid of that gonorrhea.

you should just turn homosexual...what you have stated is not mostly true and differs on what type of problem each couple has bla bla bla

A wife and a prostitute are the same thing. A prostitute is simply more honest, telling you her rates up front rather than waiting like a snake for divorce court and the alimony/child support lottery payout. Pay a little now for a prostitute, or pay dearly later for a wife.

Why don't you go stick your anti-women fleshlight right up your asshole. That remark is heavily ignorant, narrow-minded and very stereotyped. Fuckin' misogynist. That is exactly what could be said about men. I'm guessing you don't do much around the house then? I'm just being stereotypical, kinda like you. Did your wifey leave you because of your hateful words? Aww poor baby. Why don't you release your unfit anger on us. Plus, all marriages don't end in divorce. Granted, there is a high percentage, but it takes two people to marry dumbass. Assuming you're not a secret polygamist. And what the hell? Do you not want to support your kids? What a heartless bastard. Yea pay a couple hundred bucks for a prostitute. You won't get to deal with divorce, AND you'll get gonorrhea. Your argument has many holes, kinda like the ones you won't be getting.

You are *exactly* what I am posting about.