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isn't your wrist broken already?

This has to be fake. Being in the Air Force myself, I take full advantage of the free healthcare and take my kids to the doctor anytime symptoms make me worry. I took my son last weekend because he had a cough that wouldn't go away.
And Jace, only servicemembers get Motrin. Dependents get the good stuff. "Headache? Here's some Vicodin!"

masterbate.....master bait?

Masterbate.

Oh hell I did this for my sister for the same reason. We didn't have transportation so we called my friend over saying we needed a drive to the hospital. When they came I opened the car door for my sister, and slammed the door on her hand when it was grabbing the top of the car. Had to do that a few times. But it worked! I have pictures -evil laugh-

couldn't you just take yourself?

Some hospitals won't treat minors without a parent's permission. Plus, maybe she needs a ride...

well depending on how old she is, i can give her a ride. she can call me daddy at the E.R. while being my sexual slave giving me deadly hand jobs.ROFLMAO

Ever heard of being a sexual slave? Handjobs can kill, and if that doesn't break your wrist, tell you parents what you did. That is bound to result in a broken wrist.

lol handjobs can kill XD

just stroke your stick with your hand awkwardly positioned...do this for like 4 hours straight...if that doesn't work...then just do what doug said

dude shes a girl

LO FUCKIN L

Do us a favor break your neck instead

AGREED

agreed 4 the third tyme

I know military doctors, and unless your arm is dangling from its socket, you're not going to get much more than a big ass bottle of Motrin thrown at you. Even so, punch yourself in the face a few times, and you should be golden.

Smash it with a baseball bat.

HAHAHAHA! PWNT! xD

Stick your hand and wrist down in the garbage disposal and flip it on, it may not break it but its a sure trip to the hospital for you